First Day of Class

In class today the professor told this joke:

"Why aren't lawyers allowed to have sex with their clients?

To keep them from double-billing for essentially the same service."

I think I will like this professor. I have him for both of my Mon, Wed, Fri classes. He'll be gone the rest of the week and cancelled class so I have two free days. It's almost as if I have that third week of vacation I was wanting!