Things I would like to accomplish (and by accomplish I mean if they just happen to occur I will think it fantastic):
1. Have a really destructive hurricane named after me (Katrina was probably my one chance at that, but I'm holding out hope)
2. Be featured on The Sartorialist blog (I only have a chance at this if I move out of Utah as I've never seen a photo from Provo on there)
3. Be the subject of youtube's most popular video one year
4. Earn a BYU intramural champion t-shirt (by earn I mean be on the roster--I don't have to be a valuable team member)
5. Be on the jury of a high-profile murder case (now that I'm in law school I'm unlikely to be selected for any jury, but maybe they won't ask me about that)
2 comments:
Ok I can help you with the intramural t-shirt part!!
You can sign up for the independent sport of running. You have to run something like 140 miles between Sept and March. And you can swap out the miles so 1 mile running = 3 miles biking or .25 swimming, or something like that. You can also swap out the running miles for a certain distance on roller blades. Think about how awesome that could be.
As a secondary option, you can write 140 miles on the log sheet, sign your name and receive your t-shirt. The honor code office would never know...
Oh my word I am laughing SO hard right now.
I looked it up on wikipedia, and Tropical Storm Kirsten killed 8 people in Mexico back in 1966. Also, $5 million in damage. Think of how many pairs of gorgeous fall boots you could buy for $5 million at the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale.
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