Thursday, April 19, 2012

Another Listserv Gem

I promise my blog won't entirely consist of these going forward, but this week there was another good one:


"Hi! I have an awkward request to make publicly, but I need help and don't know where to find it. Plus, if I had asked for help sooner, the whole situation might not have occured.

So I have seen an occasional wreckless driving cry for legal help on here. But, my problem is a little bigger than that. It involves 4 criminal charges, one way more serious than the rest, but in reality that is the one I most innocent of... I was honestly just trying to be a good samartian. Some may say I got a good deal, but I don't think it is good enough. I desired to maintain actual innocence to all charges, but I am not sure that is what I did. I want a solution that offers expungement for all charges so that I may try to put this ordeal behind me and have a some sort of normal life in the future. I had a really crappy false start coming out of the gates, but am moving forward and want to keep moving. I am willing to do just about anything to make this happen. The case also involves mental health issues. Again, I will do whatever it takes as long as I am assured that I can get out of the system. I am looking for some legal guidance feedback on what legal remedies might be available. I lack of legal consultant that will explain, communicate, and listen to me in an appriorate manner. I also looking for someone who might have some sort of connection to someone in the Arlington County Commonwealth's Office and specifically whoever the elected chief is, I think it is Theophani Stamos. Ultimately, it is my current impression that the only way to reach a more desireable result is to gain the support of the Commonwealth. It really is an unfortunate set of circumstances and big misunderstanding. I keep getting grouped with people I don't belong being grouped with and it is hard to get apprioriate help. Please help. I may have sometime to address and work on this matter. But, it is a heavily on my mind matter. I need a plan and if I need to do certain things before approaching people, I would like to know now. Thank you for your consideration."


Whoa.  I'm so glad I'm not barred in Virginia, and thus can't represent people here, so ignoring crazy requests like these don't weigh on my mind.

3 comments:

Nathan and Whitney Tanner said...

Holey moley. This person is on the YSA list? I can just see the first date, "Well, I've been charged with 3 criminal charges, and I'm mentally ill. Want to get married?". Talk about social suicide with this one!

emilymakin said...

I am so curious about what the criminal charges are! Any chance you would be willing to initiate just enough contact to satisfy my curiosity. Oh and we should take bets on what it is. My first guess is something to do with solicitation/prostitution.

Megan said...

You had me at "Gain the support of the Commonwealth."

AWESOME.